6.06.2010

I have lists

If I were to ever give up teaching, which I don't plan on doing any time soon, here's what I'd like be:

1. Flight attendant
2. Concert pianist
3. Storm chaser
4. Ghost hunter
5. Theologian
6. Epic poem reciter / rhapsode
7. Valdmir Putin
8. Dirty hippie
9. Theatre technician
10. Travel agent
11. Theoretical physicist
12. Tarot card reader
13. Film/theatre critic
14. Organized labor leader
15. Zookeeper, preferably penguins
16. Ororo Munroe/Storm (of X-men fame)
17. Librarian
18. Accountant / Bookkeeper
19. Card dealer
20. Puppeteer, preferably Muppets
21. Meteorologist
22. French student revolutionary
23. bell hooks
24. Karl Marx
25. Talk show host

Which of these do you think I should do?

7 comments:

  1. We have more in common that you would think. I would also like to be the following:

    1. Flight attendant
    3. Storm chaser
    4. Ghost hunter
    6. Epic poem reciter / rhapsode
    7. Valdmir Putin
    8. Dirty hippie
    12. Tarot card reader
    16. Ororo Munroe/Storm (of X-men fame)
    17. Librarian
    19. Card dealer
    21. Meteorologist
    25. Talk show host

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  3. You whore, that's not even half my list. NOT IN COMMON.

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  4. Do you want to be a flight attendant so you could be snarky? I really can't see you as an accountant. I think my favorite is talk show host! You'd be awesome.

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  5. I have sick fancies. I love flying and airports, so flight attendant seems right up my alley. Also, when I worked at Hy-Vee, I was a cash accountability manager. I counted money in the registers to make sure folks weren't stealing. I really enjoyed that and the math that went with it.

    I totally see myself going the Jerry Springer route too. While I was teaching Romeo and Juliet this year, we imagined what would happen if everyone went on JS. It was pretty epic, with foam swords and everything!

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  6. add angela davis and suze orman and we have essentially the same list.

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  7. I would choose tarot card reader. Everyday and everyone is a surprise.... Or is it?

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